Jacklpe wrote: Btw... If you see any, lets say, umm official looking types, send them over to M.O.M. I kinda faked my own death over there a day or two ago... Just sayin...

I even pulled this out of the shed. I think it was pretty convincing...

So anyway. Carry on!

Convincing? You had me fooled!!!

Wear the BLUE-fish. Wear the BLUE-tag.

Well Jack we or at least I love you just the way you are. But you look so darn good in that M.O.M tagg.
I'm sorry Lou but if he's to wear the tagg I'll have to give him one of your favorite dresses.
You just pic the colour you want Jack and its yours.

Richy, I had to call around, but I found several cases. Welcome, and we'll save you a barstool.

Alright. Now that we've got everything settled, its been good to hear from you all. Now, its time to get back to the, umm, err, fishing. Yea, fishing! That's it!



Here's our partner boat, also doing some "fishing".



Be back soon!

Alright, I've had enough coffee. I'm buzzed enough to try that new karaoke singing stuff.
For you JACKALOPE....I think I sing for all of us.

Hey! I'm pretty darn good!

Hey Paul! You are quite the singer! Maybe we should all go a nice cruise when I get back. I hear rates are cheap on the Carnival Triumph.



(I took this picture this morning in Mobile, AL where the infamous cruise ship is being repaired.)

Paul I've always wanted to know how do you have a video for everything?
Carnival cruises are nice and they have many bars for yall
And some even have all day buffet yummy

Dixieconfederate wrote: Paul I've always wanted to know how do you have a video for everything?
Carnival cruises are nice and they have many bars for yall
And some even have all day buffet yummy

I hear the Triumph also has an exquisite poop deck.

All day Buffett! Ok I'm in. Jack, the sign in your pic made me think of... You guessed it.... A Buffett song!



Paul... They mention you in here too. Just listen to the what the ladies say,".... bring your crazy uncle too..."

Images of luxury and splendor aboard the Triumph!

He writes about that uncle in one of his books. I have most of them. That's actually what made me a Buffett fan was reading those.

Jacklpe boss!!! Bellsaj...... Of course your can use our famouse dresses we 3 will all look smashing just please ask me if you need a hand bag to match. And if you need me to do your hair then just ask.


( while trying to write that last message I had mr roo trying to have a slaping fight with me, So you know what.......... I got the sauspan out and whacked him with it, he then stole it from me (due to me being a woman and him being a man) I love roo chickens...........
Edit
mr roo got hold of my computer!
As I was saying .. I then got the WOK out and duffed him with it.
he mows says to me! Get of the computer go get dresses and stop talking to my imaganary friend!!!!
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME NONE OF YOU ARE REALL!!!!! YOUR REAL. RIGHT!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT CRAZY am I????

Hey!!
Great place u have here jack sry mate it's taken that long for me to come visit ya.
For a sec there just when i came in, seeing three guys in short cute dresses and hairy legs and the man behind the man behind another man behind the bar i thought i walked into the wrong bar ( The blue Oyster Bar )
Thank God it's the right bar
Gee u guys looking cute in those dresses but maybe like ta polish those nails hubba hubba!!
U mined if i take a seat and like ta order a mocktail please, can't drink alcohol u know gotta work tomorrow.
No rest for the wicked.
O' look pool table cool! Anyone for a game

yakuza wrote: Hey!!
Great place u have here jack sry mate it's taken that long for me to come visit ya.
For a sec there just when i came in, seeing three guys in short cute dresses and hairy legs

Considering the effort they go through to look that good, I think that was a little harsh!

Before



After

PUT YOUR GLASSES ON LAD!!! Lol
LOOK CLOSER there's two men in dresses ( very cute dresses I agree ) but if you have not noticed
I AM A REAL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! Lol

And Mr roo, U know that cheeky chiken Poo!!!! Stop putting "so called photos of me on here " you will so regret it MR!!!
( said in my angry voice )

yakuza wrote: Hey!!
Great place u have here jack sry mate it's taken that long for me to come visit ya.
For a sec there just when i came in, seeing three guys in short cute dresses and hairy legs and the man behind the man behind another man behind the bar i thought i walked into the wrong bar ( The blue Oyster Bar )
Thank God it's the right bar
Gee u guys looking cute in those dresses but maybe like ta polish those nails hubba hubba!!
U mined if i take a seat and like ta order a mocktail please, can't drink alcohol u know gotta work tomorrow.
No rest for the wicked.
O' look pool table cool! Anyone for a game

Welcome Yakuza! Let us know what your favorite drinks etc are, (alchoholic or not ) and we'll try to make sure to have plenty on hand. Those guys came in earlier... They have issues at times, but they work awful hard to get there.

Anyway, we came in this morning from the fishing trip. The JR Trixie headed back out immediately though. I think I heard someone crying on it. I'm not sure... That was odd.

Mrs Roo, we not only believe in being well armed around here, we believe in being well armed to suit the occasion. So, we purchased a few new weapons for you.

Cast iron has such a nice ring to it.


And a marble rolling pin leaves no room for discussion.


Mr Roo. May I suggest the purchase of some very high quality running shoes?

Mrs Roo, if those new "tools" don't work to suit you, we do have another option... But, as we like Richy around here, I think I'll hang on to it for a while. We wouldn't want him to wear out his new running shoes all at once.

Jacklpe thank you very mucly for my new equipment

They will help me loads while I work for you.
and mr roooooo you best get your running shoes on, here richy richy richy here roooo rooooo come to Lou Lou lol.

And yakuza if you say sorry for mistaking me as a MAN!! (I don't know how ) and buy me a bar of chocolate I will gladly forget the hole thing

Hammer down! Rubber Duck!

10-4

Don't upset Lou at closing time.

Ha ha ha thank you chocksaway thats funny
Ps ( I am not the landlady I just work behind the bar ) but than you all the same.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Hammer down! Rubber Duck!

10-4

If only drivers would stick together like they did in those days. We've fallen victim to divide and conquer. Our industry is kind of a mess right now.

Looks like a party,,,,Im on my way.




But don't wait up

I finally did the new update. It definitely slowed all aspects of turning down. I think I'd better get one of those citrus flavored full throttle energy drinks. Maybe that'll help.

Was the Jolly Roger closed?? It hasn't been busy lately

I'm confused.....what do I wear to come here? A peg-leg or a trojan?

I think I'm going to try to quit dipping.... It's going to be especially hard while I play this game. I've crashed many a plane while messing with a spit bottle. Pardon me if I become a regular horses ass for a few days... I'll try to not say anything if I don't have anything to say, but ya never can tell. I'm only marginally congenial as it is, so this is going to be fun... Damnit! Ok guys... I warned ya. Just forgive me and be nice and put up with my sorry butt, and I'll try to come back down to Earth in a little while.

Ill just say thanks now...

Dave

If I can do this without developing Tourette's or schizophrenia I'll be miles ahead... I'm going to also warn you that I may use the Jolly Roger as my personal soap bitch box. Please deal with me and I'll be mo betta soon.