MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Sir paul, ....... CHEEKY so do british lady's,

And Dixi, you need not worries, Pixie and Dixie are SHEEP? Not your brother or sister you need not worrie

Mrs Roo... You must understand that most sheep are afraid of some of our patrons... Thanks for bringing some class to our establishment lately.

Chocks Away...... SHOOTS where are the SHOOTS lol.
LOL....... Pixie and Dixie are two twins who have been going around dog fight, There baD GIRL SHEEP LOL,
I need a drink BADLY..... me and rich have had words ABOUT PIXIE and DIXIE so keep eye out on the M.O.M thread for them!!!!!

And thank you Jackipe, thank you for a fine looking Pub, its greatfully needed.
AND thank you for saying i have class thats very kind of you.

I stoped drinking alcohol in January, 1rst. Well, at least not beer or whisky. The only alcohol I drink is from red wine, and I only sip one glass each couple weeks. A bottle every three months. And only when Alessandra cooks salmon, or a good "frango com quiabo" (registered mark of Minas Gerais culinary).

All this to say that this is the only bar I come since then. And I was about to open a thread for us, not USA citizens, discuss and debate about football (the REAL FOOTBALL, that is played with our feet, not with hands, and that has a BALL, not a cigarr to kick). But first I must try it here, because football, single women and sex are the main subjects on bars and pubs - mostly debated by those who are too old to play football, too old to chase single women, and too old to... err... never mind!


So, I will begin: if any of you face any suporter of "Clube Atlético Mineiro", please say a big "ARGHHH" and let him/her know that you prefer Cruzeiro. Period.

(I am on a bad trip caused by some meds I swalowed right now, to fight against a flu, so pls don't mind trying to understand ths BS)

An alcohol-free beer would be nice.

ZZpeaking of fuzzzball and woooomen, pleazzz go here and click on the orange button saying "Votar"...

Hi Pedrinho...... i clicked on the link and all i see is... a half naked woman LOL who is she? and why do i need to vote??? its all in brazilian and i can read it lol.

Yay there's half naked wemen running around the Jolly Roger lol

Not in this bar theses not!!! you got the wronge Pub lol
Does this pub look like the type of pub, to have stripers in?? erm.... no not in my local there ant lol

What you drinking! lol

Crown xr on the rocks with a honey Havana cigar jack you have those right lol on second thought maybe not if I'm seeing half naked girls lol

HA HA ha ha ha comming right up, Erm...... maybe you have not had enough as your seeing half naked woman lol.

Women and football, MrsRoo... That girl is a Cruzeiro suporter (not a professional model or alike, she is an ordinay girl for Brazilian standards... lol), and she is taking part in some kind of beauty contest - but a different one: each football club of Minas Gerais that is disputing the main league have its own "muse" (chosen after club's internal contest between their cute fans).
As Cruzeiro is the more powerfull team in Minas Gerais, perhaps in Brazil, and perhaps in the world (if not for Barcelona), the other clubs need some kind of "compensation"... That's why they invented this contest. So, you are not voting simply on a beauty contest, but in a club-related kind of dispute.
I am still under effect of some unknown drugs, hope my bad engrich didn't got worse and you can understand me.
Salut!

And... half naked?? Who is half naked? Girls like that walks in the streets wearing those clothes here in Brazil, accompanied by monkeys, don't you know?

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Not in this bar theses not!!! you got the wronge Pub lol
Does this pub look like the type of pub, to have stripers in?? erm.... no not in my local there ant lol

What you drinking! lol

Yeah, umm, umm. Mrs Roo... Just ignore that pole in the corner. We're not, eh, that,er kind of place (usually).

Jacklpe, I am shocked Absolutly possetivly shocked, and there was me thinking this was a nice pub to be in, i was even going to ask you for a bar job here!!! and the

Pole"........ What pole........ Ohh that pole.... HAY I asked what that pole was when I first started drinking here and you all told me it was too keep the ceiling up!!!!! And that you had a problem with the ceiling ( as some drunken man fell though the roof on night). YOU Fibbed to me!!!! Why lie, Am I that bad you had to fib to me.

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Jacklpe, I am shocked Absolutly possetivly shocked, and there was me thinking this was a nice pub to be in, i was even going to ask you for a bar job here!!! and the

Pole"........ What pole........ Ohh that pole.... HAY I asked what that pole was when I first started drinking here and you all told me it was too keep the ceiling up!!!!! And that you had a problem with the ceiling ( as some drunken man fell though the roof on night). YOU Fibbed to me!!!! Why lie, Am I that bad you had to fib to me.

No. Not at all. As I said previously... You've brought some class to our humble establishment. If I remember right, the pole was last used by a sheep. :/. Lately, we've come up in the world. But, drunken sailors and the like will always have a home here.

bellsaj wrote: Oooh you finaly opened up again. I have doing flybyes allmost every day but darknes is all I have seen.
Sorry for the roof.
I was so happy to see you were open again that I forgott to climbe before I tried to barrelroll. Ill see if I can get the plane down or should we just put some neonlights on it and call it advertising.

The deliverytruck is here now so lets get the alcohol inside

HEY Mrs Roo I wasnt drunk.

Okay you did say that, and as for them salilors. I'll have to sort them out. That's if you will let me take the Bar lady's job? Please...... I will be an asset to you PUB you know I will. And I am CLASSY......
if you say yes I'll even be fine with the salilors having there pole dancing nights they just goth behave... And I'll book the girls in okay!!!!
Please let me have the job.... !!!

Ohh Bellsaj.... It was you! You where not hurt where u? And are you shore there was no alcohol involved ?? Ohh maybe there was but you was bringing a delivery to the pub? you must of had a tipple in the plane!!!!!

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Okay you did say that, and as for them salilors. I'll have to sort them out. That's if you will let me take the Bar lady's job? Please...... I will be an asset to you PUB you know I will. And I am CLASSY......
if you say yes I'll even be fine with the salilors having there pole dancing nights they just goth behave... And I'll book the girls in okay!!!!
Please let me have the job.... !!!

Ohh Bellsaj.... It was you! You where not hurt where u? And are you shore there was no alcohol involved ?? Ohh maybe there was but you was bringing a delivery to the pub? you must of had a tipple in the plane!!!!!

The job is all yours... Drinks are free for you and here are your keys. The emergency rabies antidote is under the register, as are a couple of shotguns. We do go well armed here Mrs Roo... If you care to read the early pages. (Chuck Norris comes here when he needs to feel safe). We put up with just about anything here except drug dealers, and folks bullying people who DIDNT come here looking for a fight. The dealers hang out at the gas station across the street, so careful over there. A few of the guys like to sleep here... Just lead them to their cots in the back. We also never, I mean NEVER tell anyone's wives that they are here when they call looking for them.

Welcome aboard Mrs Roo. We're glad to have you.

Queen Roo wrote:

you must of had a tipple in the plane!!!!!

No but it was a triplane but as you can see it's a monowing now
The airbag ops sorry...
The six-pack saved me

thank you muchly.... This will keep my buzz, Roo will like the time without me being at home

Okay, thank you for rabies antidote! And the shoot guns not that I know how to use them but hopefully I won't need to
Yes I Hurd chuck Norris comes in when he needs to feel safe, I'll be here for him when he needs me.
As long as they keep there fists away from me all will be fine Will let them just fight it out!

I have sleep in the cots myself so I can sort that out
AND there secrets are safe with me I know nothing

Thank you for this job opportunity I will do you proud, and your pub is safe with me when your out whoop whoop
Also question wheres my uniform??? Lol

Jacklpe, ur so funny!

And Bellsaj, as long as you was not hurt that's the main thing and your wife did not know about your flight.... Or I should say crash.

last barmaid was a real cougar.
She wore this uniform



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Bellsaj Luckly I am classy, a classy pilot , so I hope I'll be wearing something more classy thatn that lol

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: thank you muchly.... This will keep my buzz, Roo will like the time without me being at home

Okay, thank you for rabies antidote! And the shoot guns not that I know how to use them but hopefully I won't need to
Yes I Hurd chuck Norris comes in when he needs to feel safe, I'll be here for him when he needs me.
As long as they keep there fists away from me all will be fine Will let them just fight it out!

I have sleep in the cots myself so I can sort that out
AND there secrets are safe with me I know nothing

Thank you for this job opportunity I will do you proud, and your pub is safe with me when your out whoop whoop
Also question wheres my uniform??? Lol

Jacklpe, ur so funny!

And Bellsaj, as long as you was not hurt that's the main thing and your wife did not know about your flight.... Or I should say crash.

We'll put a uniform allowance in your pay so that you can wear whatever you want. There is no dress code here. Tennis shoes are fine.

Btw Mrs Roo... Parrot can give you shooting lessons out on the back porch next time he's in, or if not, I'll make time.

Ohh that's fantastic, I can go shopping for a uniform hate shopping lol.

Ohh the shooting lessons will be great, you can both help me shoot if Parrothead is okay with helping too.

Well. What time do you want me in tomorrow.mi will be hear bright a breezy

Can't wate to start.

WHAT???

A woman that not only like gaming, but also hates shopping???

Hey, RichyRoo, does your wife have a single sister?

Who do I talk to about stalking my cigars the last one I got didnt seem very fresh also a deck of cards would come in handy anyone know how to play 5 point pitch. If the dr Dave or the parrot come in just put their drinks on my tab.

Hello Jasonmc.
I am not sure but I am sorry about your lash cigar, I'll pop out befour I sart work and make sure I get a proper storage container for the cigars, maybe they get smoked so much that a container is not needed, so I will give you one next time your in to say sorry for the bad one Hope that's okay.

I don't know how to play 5 point pitch but I am sure I can learn I'll get some cards while I am out also. anything eles while I am getting the bits?

jasonmc wrote: Who do I talk to about stalking my cigars the last one I got didnt seem very fresh also a deck of cards would come in handy anyone know how to play 5 point pitch. If the dr Dave or the parrot come in just put their drinks on my tab.

Don't be whinin at our new waitress about the cigars... Next time call before ya get here, and we'll get a few sent over. We like Mrs Roo... We want her to like working here... Understand???

Anyway, you are doing a fine job Mrs Roo. Keep up the good work.

Sorry for the complaint I will bring a humidor and box of cigars from my private reserve for mrs roo to give out as she see fit. I would buy her a round to say sorry but since she drinks for free I will just buy the whole bar a round.

1+ karma for you Jasonmc for properly handling that.