somebody defecated on the bathroom floor

If it had an action figure stuck in it that was me. Lol was it G.I. Joe or a pirate?

I have sent in a team to take care of the biohazard.
Dont worrie about the bill, they'll send it to the Navy C.S.I.
I'll have a cup of coffey, black pleas.

Parrothead 1972? ... year of good harvests! ...wine ... people ...

I walk in and bellsaj points to the bathroom, doesn't even say hi first. Okaaay, I'm game...

Awww man! It's --J--' s turn to clean up! Jacob did it last time, and me before that!

M

Cricket wrote: somebody defecated on the bathroom floor

You choose this as your first post? Geez!!! This is a classy joint

When you are done Manfred, you come to me and I'll give you a bottle of your own choices.

Oh sorry. I forgot.. I bid thee welcome to The Jolly Rodger, Sir.

ParrotHead wrote:

Cricket wrote: somebody defecated on the bathroom floor

You choose this as your first post? Geez!!! This is a classy joint

You better believe it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm running dangerously low on grog.

Thought your patrons might appreciate this sketch!

I need some thing strong to calm down.
I CANT FIND MY HOME!
Some one has whiped it from the surface of earth, its just a big hole in the ground where it used to be.
The sheep are scattered all over nomansland, and Pixie is nowhere to be found.
I have sent out Dogss to look for her.

I know Im not the only one feeling down.
Richyroo cries like a child up on Duckmountain while Mrs Tinkerroo tries to cheer him up,
Parrothead is circling the sky like a lost soul.
Diesel, M4rtin, Yemx, Dentinhead, and Lt Coop all are hiding in Flymagics hat.
Wig is trying to get an butterfly effect out of Butterfly.

I think we have to prepare for a M.O.M invation here at the Jolly Roger.

SHED APPEAL

Terrible thing, terrible. A single fingertip, now, gone, GONE. Quicker than lightening they say. Now there are a hundred homeless mean old men, lost, forced to go to the pub instead, or even worse, thumb twiddle. Men need sheds, especially in times of crisis. We drinkers, all 3 of us, should help out. I've got a magic hat here, lets have a wip round. I spotted this shed for sale, it could be used as the unofficially mean HQ. I'll start by emptying my pockets to the cause and dig deep. Lets see, £1.81 in small change, a marble, a parking fine and half a packet of Space Dust sweets. Anyone else?

SHED APPEAL. PETROL MONEY NEEDED TO COLLECT...

This pub need s some good ole traditional games, here have these Jacklpe behind the bar in case.. Darts, coits and some kind of girls cricket.

Got some more in house entertainments in case it starts to get really busy. A gambling machine and a juke box. Hope you can find a use for em.

Double on the rocks and a beer,Please. Glad I wasn't here three days ago. Manfred is not the same.

Welcome to the Jolly Roger!

Could you spare a lil change?

No more contributions to the wip round. Mmm. Well the mom thread is back, all is well so my change might as well go to the homeless dude.

Kevy wrote: I'll have a double on the rocks and a Labatts Blue. These new tires on my plane are making landings awfully exciting. Need to smooth out the approaches.

sound cool I love approaches and landings. I have done several landings only on the main gears and stalling the tail, trust me its so cool so exciting. Drinks on me to any one ever done that...

Shiner Ruby Redbird is back! I'm sure all the Texans know what I'm talking about. Think we could get it in bottles and draught, jack?

Hi
I wonder if you can get a buffalo trace even if you have shot down the landlord a few times earlier today?

Jacob10000 wrote: Shiner Ruby Redbird is back! I'm sure all the Texans know what I'm talking about. Think we could get it in bottles and draught, jack?

Absolutely. I love Shiner anything

Buffalo trace... Fill me in

Chocks Away wrote: This pub need s some good ole traditional games, here have these Jacklpe behind the bar in case.. Darts, coits and some kind of girls cricket.

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Dart are always free here... Most of the MOMs like pixie, but occasionally we bring in someone a little nicer. A girls cricket team might be interesting.

Chocks Away wrote: Thought your patrons might appreciate this sketch!

I love it! We'll put it up by the Cruzeiro poster

ParrotHead wrote: Up with a sick child. Well, I'm up and now he's sleeping like a rock. Throw me a shot of Makers Mark, Jack. That'll settle me back down.

My 2 year old has bad a rough time of it today. I understand

Ok. Back to normal. I joined the CAC for a week, but I've just not got that much to talk about... If we have us a squad war, I'll go help em... Maybe run that Yankee blockade with my pirate ships or something, but 4 now I think I'll just hang around my bar.

Night all

Jacklpe

Now that I'm back to normal I may even dust off one of my other planes. [CAC] McNeil is retired for now, but Whodat? And Pollo Loco need to go for a spin. I may even get out ol Shinerunner if the mood strikes me. I'll see y'all around.

Jacklpe wrote: Buffalo trace... Fill me in

Ancient buffalo carved paths through the wilderness that led America's first pioneers and explorers westward. One such trail led to the banks of the Kentucky River where we've been making bourbon whiskey the same way for over 200 years. Uncompromised and unchanged, we're proud of the whiskey we make. Dedicated to the independent spirit of America, Buffalo Trace is the world's most decorated distillery. We invite you to explore our rich history, our award-winning bourbon and learn why we'll always stand strong.

bellsaj wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Buffalo trace... Fill me in

Ancient buffalo carved paths through the wilderness that led America's first pioneers and explorers westward. One such trail led to the banks of the Kentucky River where we've been making bourbon whiskey the same way for over 200 years. Uncompromised and unchanged, we're proud of the whiskey we make. Dedicated to the independent spirit of America, Buffalo Trace is the world's most decorated distillery. We invite you to explore our rich history, our award-winning bourbon and learn why we'll always stand strong.

Is this stuff available in Australia?

Ronnie Biggs wrote:

Is this stuff available in Australia?

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