Big Tex wrote: FINALLY get the day done and would like some Bombay Blue Saffire poured straight over some crushed ice please.

Ped, watching Brasil play England on tv right now - What's up with Big Phil???

Ouch!!! English team was way better... I will tell this: Ronaldinho Gaucho (that ugly-long-hair-big-teeth guy) was not supposed to be a member of brazilian team anymore. Not only because he is getting old, but mostly because now he is playing in the Cruzeiro's local enemy club (Atletico Mineiro, who we won in the local derby last sunday). You will be surprised with what I will say, but here it goes: I only support Brazilian male football team if/when they manage to play finals. Otherwise, I always wish they lose the games, because of all the politics involved, and because the fact that the members of the squad are almost always chosen based on financial reasons (player managers interest), instead of technical skills. Hope you understand me, because if I need to explain it will require a loong post.

So, give me a non-alcoholic-beer to celebrate the second Ronaldinho's loss in 4 days! hahahahahahahah!

And to moderator --J--: who is supposed to moderate your alcohol?

Blue Max Young wrote: I've had burns every where you can imagine. The worst ones sizzle down your ear. Up your nose is pretty bad to.

I newer ever ever weld whithout earplugs again.

If you are in a narrow space lets say under a car and one of those decides to make its way throu your ear into your brain (at least it feelt that way)
then it wouldnt be dentinhead itll be dents.
I banged my head so bad I allmost knocked my self out

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote: I'm not much of a talker, but ill sip a Bloody Mary while I sit in the back and listen.

Ill have another Bloody Mary, put some alcohol in this one please!!!

Another Muddy Blairy please!

You are in no way as think as you drunk you are. And if you are stopped on the way home, make sure the occifer knows it!

Boys, try to not get us in trouble... Ok? The folks at the rest area are putting it up because of some of you.



(Ok, this is real, and in a rest area on I 40 in NC. )

Pedrinho wrote: And to moderator --J--: who is supposed to moderate your alcohol?

Some bars ask you if you've had enough, maybe if you are sure you want another...

Here at the Jolly Roger, our only question is why would'nt you?

Btw, I've ordered extra Bombay in the next shipment.

Bell. A little karma should help ease the pain.

Mmiller26 wrote: Hi all - just dropping in for a bit. The wheelchair ramp is a nice touch out front - glad to know this house of ruffians is at least ADA compliant. The vice squad stopped me out front inquiring about someone selling loose viagra pills - I plead the fifth on that one.

Hey, we want everyone to come right in and spend as much as possible!

Don't worry about that vice cop. What he doesn't know is that he was on video with Pixie the other night... He won't be giving us any trouble. But, Viagra better be the only pills they are selling out front... Or this plank may be walked real soon. We'll keep an eye on that. If anyone wants to deal in illegal substances, ya'd better do it over at the Exxon or something. We intend to remain open for business.

Jacklpe wrote: If anyone wants to deal in illegal substances, ya'd better do it over at the Exxon or something. We intend to remain open for business.

So I need to quit eating living insects? I have one right now in my pocket (it's kind of winged ant).
I like to eat brown bugs mostly - but what I really love is "tanajuras"... They are delicious!

Pedrinho wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: If anyone wants to deal in illegal substances, ya'd better do it over at the Exxon or something. We intend to remain open for business.

So I need to quit eating living insects? I have one right now in my pocket (it's kind of winged ant).
I like to eat brown bugs mostly - but what I really love is "tanajuras"... They are delicious!

Ped, I'm pretty sure that the vice cops ain't worried about that. And, not too many of us are gonna fight you for them either... They are all yours man! Eat all you want.

For those that are thinking that I am kidding: I am bloody serious about Tanajuras.
Its abdomen tastes really good! And if you toast a lot of them with a tiny quantity of oil and some cornflour, on a frying pan, you will have a real meat. Take a look at this: www.folhaubajarense.com.br/?p=2290

Pedrinho wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: If anyone wants to deal in illegal substances, ya'd better do it over at the Exxon or something. We intend to remain open for business.

So I need to quit eating living insects? I have one right now in my pocket (it's kind of winged ant).
I like to eat brown bugs mostly - but what I really love is "tanajuras"... They are delicious!

Hey Ped, winged ants taste like chicken, right? Oh, maybe more like chicken *wings*.
Manfred

PS if anyone needs a ride home, I was drinking club soda all night. --J--, if you didn't understand what I said, I was having Slub Coda. It's non-alhocolicic. How many fingers do you see? Please don't mess my car ok?

Pedrinho wrote: For those that are thinking that I am kidding: I am bloody serious about Tanajuras.
Its abdomen tastes really good! And if you toast a lot of them with a tiny quantity of oil and some cornflour, on a frying pan, you will have a real meat. Take a look at this: www.folhaubajarense.com.br/?p=2290

I took you completely seriously. I'd try them too, but I'm not going to break the door down trying to get some.

Parrot, that was fun... Fed Ex called and ruined it. They lost a VERY important envelope for a couple of days... No money for me this week.

I wish I was a better dogfighter. I'm going to have to go to the Big Tex School of Whoopemass... (A prestigious school in the northeast) He seems to have it cornered.

Later boys, and enjoy your beer breakfasts. It's on the house in honor of passing our 100th reply.

Manfred.. 1 karma for you and your taxi service. (Later tho.. It messed up somehow)

Manfred wrote: Hey Ped, winged ants taste like chicken, right? Oh, maybe more like chicken *wings*.

Sort of, Manfred, but I think they taste better than chicken. Really.
The taste of Tanajura's abdomen resembles coconuts, or alike. Yumie...

Heeeey I dont understand why but they *hick*..have put up some new sch..sch..schigns outschide...

I'll have the usual Jack.

Our team is playing tonight, down in the 3rd. So, let's make some noise boys! I want em to hear us all the way in Ottawa. Ready... Let's Go Canes! Let's Go Canes! Let's Go Canes!

Now for a theme song...

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote: I'm not much of a talker, but ill sip a Bloody Mary while I sit in the back and listen.

Ill have another Bloody Mary, put some alcohol in this one please!!!

Another Muddy Blairy please!

Wha wha wha one m m m more please!

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote: I'm not much of a talker, but ill sip a Bloody Mary while I sit in the back and listen.

Ill have another Bloody Mary, put some alcohol in this one please!!!

Another Muddy Blairy please!

Wha wha wha one m m m more please!

Tonight I'm callin' you a cab. It took me all afternoon to clean out my car.
Manfred

"JACK! DRINKS ALL 'ROUND! Celebrating another adventure in the Dog Fight World.

Gentlemen, grab your drinks and meet me at my booth.

If you've read the Dog Fight Underground Epic...you'll know of the wonders of what's below the ground. If not, you should catch up with the rest of us adventurers. How to get there is explained.
This morning's mission was to find proof of the mystery of the "Dog Fight Railroad".

I have just returned. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

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--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote:

--J-- wrote: I'm not much of a talker, but ill sip a Bloody Mary while I sit in the back and listen.

Ill have another Bloody Mary, put some alcohol in this one please!!!

Another Muddy Blairy please!

Wha wha wha one m m m more please!

I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my..my...my...Oh ****!! I'm a sugar bowl !!!!!

I don't hardly have enough signal to beam myself in tonight .

Fire up the big screen and lets cheer on those Canes! (If ya want to)... First rounds on me tonight everyone.

Parrot, you've got the keys, and I'll cut you in nicely on tonight's take. The bartender and waitress should have it from there. Never mind that short skirt... She's in college to be a teacher.

Have a great time guys!

Canes pulled it off in OT. I don't know about yall, but I'm sure it was cuz of the Jolly Roger cheering. Except for Pedro. Had his face stuck to the wall again... Ill remember that during the next futbol game, Ped!


Oh and dont forget my ongoing Karma Drive. Hamers of the Kamikazi Squad is the current project. We'll get him over 15 and I'll be happy.

Glad to hear they pulled it off...

1 karma for u parrot for keeping us going last night... Looks like business was down though. We've gotta see if we can book Big Tex again. That was a good night.

Tonight is freaky Friday. We're gonna be serving some of Ped's bugs, see what kind of menagerie we can get up on stage and drink till the room starts spinning.

It's gonna be a good time. See ya here!

Kinda quiet in here for a Friday night. Wonder if all my rowdy friends have settled down.

Some of us are hunkered down for the blizzard. Can we order our drinks by fax?

bopes wrote: Some of us are hunkered down for the blizzard. Can we order our drinks by fax?

Dude, you can order by morse code, ham radio, cb, smoke signal, email, fax, signal mirror, signal flags... Whatever you want, we'll find a way to get it done.

Ok. In real life. I just got out of there a day b4 it was coming in. I hope everyone in the affected areas remains safe and warm.

Jacklpe wrote:

bopes wrote: Some of us are hunkered down for the blizzard. Can we order our drinks by fax?

Dude, you can order by morse code, ham radio, cb, smoke signal, email, fax, signal mirror, signal flags... Whatever you want, we'll find a way to get it done.

Ok. In real life. I just got out of there a day b4 it was coming in. I hope everyone in the affected areas remains safe and warm.

Thanks. Its stopped snowing by me. Looks like a foot or so. Oh, and since its early yet, set me up with a bloody so's I can toast the storm's end, will ya? And some eggs over easy, bacon and home fries if you got a griddle going back there. Then fax it all over to me, and put it on my tab .

bopes wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

bopes wrote: Some of us are hunkered down for the blizzard. Can we order our drinks by fax?

Dude, you can order by morse code, ham radio, cb, smoke signal, email, fax, signal mirror, signal flags... Whatever you want, we'll find a way to get it done.

Ok. In real life. I just got out of there a day b4 it was coming in. I hope everyone in the affected areas remains safe and warm.

Thanks. Its stopped snowing by me. Looks like a foot or so. Oh, and since its early yet, set me up with a bloody so's I can toast the storm's end, will ya? And some eggs over easy, bacon and home fries if you got a griddle going back there. Then fax it all over to me, and put it on my tab .

Breakfast was on me... Call it storm relief. Just don't ask for scrapple. I don't have a clue.

Hmmm... I fear that those nuts that said that the Earth is round were right after all... It is hot like hell down here!!!
And if it was not enough, that f****** carnaval band blowing my head 500 meters from my window... If not for my little Laura, I would go camping to run from this noise!

Sorry, guys up north, I hope you do well against this Nemo thing...

Jack, bring the bugs! It helps making alcohol-free-beer a little more drinkable...