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The Mean Old Men 2 years 4 months ago #384866

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Intelligence Officer J. Dix wrote:

FYE   MOM:S  tuned in a Marconi message ... And got this
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MOMs be on high alert. 
Intelligence Reports indicate an air attack by the Wolf Pack. 
Be at your stations and ready to launch by 1900 hours.
More information is required.
Our mission is to capture a Wolf Pack pilot alive.
They are ordered to fly directly to base MOM at 50% throttle. They are to disarm of all bombs before landing and exiting the plane. They will surrender their aircraft and pistol to MOM. They will then be taken behind the barracks where they will divulge any and all information concerning Wolf Pack activity, personnel, and war plans.
When the information we require is obtained, the captured pilot shall be released back to the Wolf Pack, upon a ransom payment of the 300,000 Dogfight coins package, credited to M.O.M.
Failure to comply will result in death of captured pilot.

***Update***
CUEBALL HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND IS NOW A PRISONER OF MOM. HE IS AWAITING INTERROGATION. 




OUR DEMANDS HAVE BEEN PASSED ALONG TO THE WOLFPACK.



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I witnessed his capture. Consider my testimony a proof of life.




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TX LAWMAN wrote:

I witnessed his capture. Consider my testimony a proof of life.

 Tx our warranty that we stricktly following the Geneva Convention... No harm going to happen Cue. If you do as we demand in our earlier post
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we have him hes well guarded
 

For your knowledge the Crab claw clamping investigation methods is approved by Geneva convention...
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just arrived a decoded Marconi message from the MOM signal reconnaissance unit late this night...

No doubt they take this action for a serious quandary when they start to use code... But if ignore a wooohhhoo infront of every singel letter its easy to decrypt



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I immediately command a recognition unit in a Razor to see what the heck going on ? They flew over the den, cuppa of times, confirmed a big boulder blocks the way into the den...

Situation couldn't be more tense, this is serious shait we expire...I recommend battle harness on,  even when relaxing in your bunks.

Not you Keel!!!  You have to stick with that Crab and concentrate on the towels...

Husky. Listen when i call you..will you for once ?... you gonna be on double duty on the jugs, meanwhile/ if the situation escalates further from here...

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Recon Completed. Mange Confirmed

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Crabs fed! Towels are done (had to wash them three times….take it easy next round Roy and Cricket it’s not gonna fall off!!) can I come play yet??
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M.O.M has received a package from Wolf Pack HQ.
We expected to find our ransom demands, the 300,000 Dogfight coins package for $7.99, but upon opening the package we discovered a stinky Wolf turd. I guess the price was too steep to save their dear friend, Cueball.
Cueball was given his last rights and marched behind the barracks where he was forced to eat the stinky Wolf turd before being executed by firing squad at precisely 61:30 Western Dogfight Time
Cueballs remains are to be returned by train to the Wolf Pack Den. A MOM representative will accompany the remains to pick up the German chocolate cake agreed to be handed over to MOM in return for unlocking the Wolf Pack thread.

A ceasefire has been agreed upon by MOM and The Wolf Pack starting on 28/01/1942 and ending on 30/01/1942 while arrangements are made for a famous hero of the Dogfight Wars.
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M.O.M has received a package from Wolf Pack HQ.
We expected to find our ransom demands, the 300,000 Dogfight coins package for $7.99, but upon opening the package we discovered a stinky Wolf turd. I guess the price was too steep to save their dear friend, Cueball.
Cueball was given his last rights and marched behind the barracks where he was forced to eat the stinky Wolf turd before being executed by firing squad at precisely 61:30 Western Dogfight Time


Cueballs remains are to be returned by train to the Wolf Pack Den. A MOM representative will accompany the remains to pick up the German chocolate cake agreed to be handed over to MOM in return for unlocking the Wolf Pack thread.

A ceasefire has been agreed upon by MOM and The Wolf Pack starting on 28/01/1942 and ending on 30/01/1942 while arrangements are made for a famous hero of the Dogfight Wars.


Just laid my hands on the best team ever of Coffin Dancers. They going to bring back Q-balls remains to the  prairie dogs in style...

No one need to complain about this  final Journey, eh 
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Decoded transmissions indicated the construction of a memorial to Cueball on top of Bald Mountain in the southwest corner near the Burger King. 

Satellite images reveal construction is underway and expected to continue for 2-3 weeks. 

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This is the way it happened, how Q-ball was captured in the MOM neighborhood...
The real thing is that the wolf Q he gets horny from time to time .. especially when howling at the moon... So he took a hike to MOM sperhe  because he was having naughty thoughts when eyeballing a MOM bannergirl...It  didnt go as planned, thou... A older MoM banner girl  actually the banner girls grandmother  start to fancy  the nobel Wolf Q... ( Nobel is just a rewrite of h.o.r.n.y)...
He even got cought on the monitors on CCTV all his gallantry, so the story is confirmed.







Lucky thing it happened on DF so there's possibility to spawn again when get killed...
Im pretty sure. Q going to respawn when he get that crazy thought, that he can have a "tet a tet" with one of our girls, out of his wolfish dirty mind...
He just need to cool down and get more distance to his animal intentions and he get back to the game in a short time
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It appears there has been a mix-up.
Cueball was scheduled to be executed at precisely the time our chinese food was to be delivered. Some mistakes were made and the Chinese delivery guy, also bald, was mistaken for Cueball and executed, unfortunately. MOM is no longer welcome at Ruby Noodles. 

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It appears there has been a mix-up.
Cueball was scheduled to be executed at precisely the time our chinese food was to be delivered. Some mistakes were made and the Chinese delivery guy, also bald, was mistaken for Cueball and executed, unfortunately. MOM is no longer welcome at Ruby Noodles. 
 
Thank god, no more need for Alka Seltzer
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That looks like my leg, Dixie




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That looks like my leg, Dixie
Yeah found it close your bunk, might be the old one that gave you restless leg symptoms...?
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MY thoughts goes to a fellow gamer... I think he own my a apology.

Remember to always be nice.

 
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Fly magic Fly MOM Airlines
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Snow in Texas is bullshit. That is all.




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Snow in Texas is bullshit. That is all.
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Thanks for the new banner, Roy.  Snow is still bullshit.




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Greeting from an ol' frien
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I’m back!
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Forgot my password for years and set up New Marko99 instead. But just remembered the old password again. It’s good to e back. Hope to see you soon!!
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Welcome back. Thanks for killing me a bunch the other day.




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Thanks for the welcome and the compliment but I was rubbish. The entry level planes don’t turn fast enough, I’ve got worse for no practice and I’m now playing on a phone and my eyes are 3 years older LOL
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