Ladies and gentlemen, M.O.M is proud to announce, that Pinkstar30 has decided to join the PDR of M.O.M, a privilege to have such an outstanding player join us.

Nebby, welcome back !!!!!!

Thanks guys, glad to be with some of my oldest friends in the game!

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Merry Christmas from M.O.M!!

Someone help me get my banners back up!

That's quality counseling. That school is lucky to have him, m'kay.

More angry old guys!

MERRY XMAS,
MOMS!

Merry Xmas M.O.Ms

A couple of last minute gift ideas...

For those with teen boys, here is a great gift idea!! Merry Christmas you magnificent bastards!!!

Merry Christmas to all. Happy new year

how is a young man ever gonna build his biceps up in that device TX ?

TXLAWMAN wrote: For those with teen boys, here is a great gift idea!! Merry Christmas you magnificent bastards!!!

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Sssssshhhh....not supposed to be here.
_{FlyMagic here!!!}

Happy holidays!

I miss you guys! I fly on extreme soaring 3d where we have no conflict and respect all.
For example see: xtremesoaring.freeforums.org.

I read that nothing has changed over 5 years & I always hoped for the best.

I wish all of you my best feelings. Keep M.O.M.alive!

Come fly with REAL pilots on Extreme Soaring 3d. Some fly our maps in real life.
We don't squabble over small shit!

Feel well over the holidays,
FlyMagic

Hi there,

Extreme Soaring is a Phanotek game. Try Wings of Duty WW2. Good to hear from you Paul.
(I’m not supposed to be here either!)

Hmm... Seems you can.

Happy New year to one and all, CHEERS !!!!