Remember me???

Bama21 wrote: Remember me???

Hey Dalton, it has been a long time. Welcome back to M.O.M
We will need to get you tagged up and a new banner.

Your room is getting prep'd

Howdy Bama!!! Welcome back!!

It's good to be back

Alright please don't think I'm completely dumb but when I had this game on my kindle fire I only had to purchase the game once. Now it's saying 1.99 a month. Is there any way to just pay a one time fee anymore?

Bama21,

The game is now subscription based, there is a grace period for lower tier players. Around level 7.
A couple of years back, we found Zup living under 8 mile bridge with Cricket. He seemed comfortable, but the game was suffering. M.O.M took Zup back from the brink and got him on his feet. The subscription now provides Zup with the basic necessities of life, hookers and cocaine.

More excellent training results from the M.O.M Commercial Air Training Academy.

Congratulations Red !

Small Pasta Syndrome, SPS #6
Mo Drama
Men with small penne usually house lots of pent-up frustration (due to the fact that they have small penne), and get annoyed by any and everything. A man that has more drama than an episode of The OC can easily be diagnosed with small penne syndrome. If a man is constantly having drama with his friends, or bitching to you about the stresses of his dogfight life (I know, babe, playing DF Elite and choking that joystick is super stressful…) then he is more than likely a victim of an uncooked penne. A stable man with a good penne doesn’t have to worry about the petty drama that dogfight life brings; after all, he has a great penne, damnit! (We all know that’s what the male psyche boils down to.)

Small Pasta Syndrome, SPS #3
Unwarranted rage and/or jealousy
Is he jealous when it comes to other dogfighters? Or your squad? Or your plane? Or your tank? Seriously, I have witnessed my brothers get mad at NLR about how they play the game with their squad mates. They use anti farming tactics to defend the Zep when they should have been fondling our tiny pasta. Unexplained jealousy and rage are a telltale signs of a small penne, and you should avoid a man with this behavior at all cost. Being the man attached to a small pasta is an insecure role model, he probably imagines your need for real fresh pasta and gets very self-conscious in thinking that you’re always out trying to some. 24/7. Unless you’re at home, with him, or in his dogfight match with his brothers.

Hey Maggots,

Early congratz to Dix on making Moraf!
Out of all the mean old men flying you may be the least annoying!
Well done sir!

I would like to wish V Huntress a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! so sorry I missed it yesterday I certainly hope you had a wonderful day !

Gratz

Happy Birthday V

Happy birthday, V!!! And Dixie!!! Well done, buddy!! Does this mean I can stop playing your account and go back to mine?

Congratulations D!X

A hockey analogy on how not to play Dogfight.
An apropos background music selection as welll.

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On behalf of the HOH Team we are happy to present this Awards to the newest Marshals of the Royal Air Force of Dogfight Elite and Members of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Mean Old Men; Sir. Cricket and Sir. Doggy Dix. Congratulations on your impressive run thru the Squadron Wars Ranking List to reach to the top and obtain this outstanding achievement. Please give a big welcome to our 2 new Marshals of the Royal Air Force of Dogfight Elite.

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Well done Chuck & Johannes!!
Good job, Guys!

WIG ASKED ME TO POST THIS

Nice work Rick!

The PDR of M.O.M has had some under achievements on the weapons development front. Yesterday we developed what should be a game changer from M.O.M!!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

Dognamitt wrote: WIG ASKED ME TO POST THIS

I miss Wig...

For Dixxxie

Hi you M.O.Ms,

Even though I don't play this game anymore I still miss this comunity, especially my fellow Mean Old Men.
Just stopping by to say hi and give you a glimps of what I'm doing now.
zup, if you are listening in........I really admire your ability to create a community such as this one.
The game lacked realism for me though. Getting to love flight sim, even though it was just arcade style, got me interested in MAKING stuff for these kind of games, and I thank you again for that Zup.
If you think this has no place here, just PM me to clear off......but I think I earned my place in this community by sticking in here through all the lagstorms and drama that has plagued this game. I really hope it will win me back one day, but for now the consept is just too silly. Pilots that parachute to board tanks......C'mon!

hi MOMs. been a long time. Hope you are all doing fine. Haven't been on the Palringo thingy either, because who's you gonna troll if we're all brethren?
I miss the old days of Cricket, Roy all you others being a nuissance to those kids on the chat.
Wishing you all the best. (Paolo, amico mio........mi manchi.)

Cheers,

Ed