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The Jolly Roger! 10 years 10 months ago #106089

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Btw General... I think you just got Loued. How Rood eh?


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The Jolly Roger! 10 years 10 months ago #106094

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I say we throw him in the Caja China and toss some coals on it. (See the barbecue thread if you're confused).
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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General jackson wrote: I hate to inform everyone!!!! This is a raid!!! I'm here to confiscate all liqueur and hard drink!!!! The new prohibition law just passed congress, so its milk and water from here on out..... :ohmy:

Does this include sodas? :(

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General jackson wrote: I hate to inform everyone!!!! This is a raid!!! I'm here to confiscate all liqueur and hard drink!!!! The new prohibition law just passed congress, so its milk and water from here on out..... :ohmy:

Somebody show him that quirky hand-held video game. That'll keep him occupied for hours! Then slide a drink in front of him and take pictures. There, we own him now.
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General jackson wrote: I hate to inform everyone!!!! This is a raid!!! I'm here to confiscate all liqueur and hard drink!!!! The new prohibition law just passed congress, so its milk and water from here on out..... :ohmy:

Does this include sodas? :(


Nah. It doesn't include anything. The General forgot that this is where Chuck Norris comes when he needs to feel safe. If you are gonna raid the JR, you'd better bring the Marines. Problem is... They drink free here, so they ain't gonna raid the place either.

What kind of soda would u like Ryan?


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Jacklpe wrote:

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General jackson wrote: I hate to inform everyone!!!! This is a raid!!! I'm here to confiscate all liqueur and hard drink!!!! The new prohibition law just passed congress, so its milk and water from here on out..... :ohmy:

Does this include sodas? :(


Nah. It doesn't include anything. The General forgot that this is where Chuck Norris comes when he needs to feel safe. If you are gonna raid the JR, you'd better bring the Marines. Problem is... They drink free here, so they ain't gonna raid the place either.

What kind of soda would u like Ryan?

Ryan, I recommend the Celery Sarsparilla. Celery isn't very traditional, but after you get over the shock, nothing beats it!
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Mountain Dew is my favorite. :)
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Ryan273935 wrote: Mountain Dew is my favorite. :)


Mine too, I'll get us both one.


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Dixieconfederate wrote: Nah who needs to write it down. I will just suspiciously pull my truck up to the door and load all of your inventory in it and then start me own bar across the street and hope nobody notices i took inventory. Lol just kiddin

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And im not good at golf.... It always ends up in the pond :( got to go swimming in the green water :( not fun at all lol


First Dixie tries to rip us off, now Gen Jack wants to "confiscate" the booze. Coincidence? I don't think so.


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Hey boys and girls, the Misfits Ace Hole has every thing you want and more. Got stills hidden around back for that hard hitting moon shine. Keep Gen Jack busy and good ol Jack Burton and I can deliver you some. Place your orders and we'll get it to ya. Lol :whistle:
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Is that what's flying around back in my corner? I thought they were bats!
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Careful Ghost! We don't always want to tell everyone where our different "supplies" come from.


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Jacklpe wrote: Careful Ghost! We don't always want to tell everyone where our different "supplies" come from.


I have no idea what your talking about. :evil: :whistle:
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Jack, I think the random demand is working... I just spotted Dixie fillin' up


Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Can someone please tell your barmaid that I think she's hot and would like to maybe......have her number? :blush: :oops:
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And I obviously DIDN'T mean this one...... ;)



Although I guess she's alright too. :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Alright! The truck has safely returned! Great job everyone. General Jack, you are free to go. For now... We're going to give a bit of the proceeds from our sudden overstock of Maker's Mark to the Clay God family to help finance their "honeymoon". The rest of it is going to the Roo family. Thank you two for handling everything so well! I wish I could have seen General Jack's face when Mrs Roo jerked that sawed off from under the register, then turned around and saw Richy behind him with no straight jacket on. That would have been priceless!




General Jack... Next time you ride in here and try something like that, we're gonna throw firecrackers under your horse.



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Thank you greatfully Jacklpe for being so generouse, that was hard work helping with the truck!
Yeahhhhh see next time "Mr General Jackson" You will think twice about trying to lay down your law, in our Bar! And on MY shift!!!!!

Yes Jacklpe I never got chance to put rich back in his straght jacket ( got him to help me with a few barrels while he brought me my lunch) I tell you what I never thought I would have to use my sawed and the training I was given to use it. But now I am glad I did!
was actually impressed with myself :cheer:
( and the fira crackers are ready and waiting if you ever pull a stunt like that again! :evil:



As for Mr ROO. Asking for a lady's number and letting her think your interested then within minuets, you get seen in another BAR yes another bar!!!! Googling over some other brunette with hardly any respect for herself.... You really think I would give you my number!
I THINK YOU NEED TO TRY A LITTLE BIT HARDER THAN THAT don't you chump!
( ha haha ha ha haha ha ha haha) :cheer:
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Parrot , now that you've already got the Cana China hot, lets do some cooking! Everyone invite your friends! Gen Jack can even come. He's still welcome, long as he doesn't try a fool stunt like that again.


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Mrs Roo, I was with Richy over there talking to her. He was showing her a picture of his wife and kids and telling her about how you work as a barmaid too. He then left her a very small tip and and we left. He was being good. Btw, I only took him down there to pick up some of the exotic beers that Jacob likes to order. They can be hard to find.


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Not sure that I belive you.... But I will have to won't I lol.
( why is he showing this photo to everyone hmmmmm lol). I hope you got the BEERS the Exotic BEERS you where after! :)


And yes General Jackson. Your more than welcome to come again we will surve you! Just behave or I'll have to put you in the straght jacket not rich! Lol
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Mrs Roo. That woman is obviously working so hard so that she will be able to afford to buy clothes. Please, have some mercy!


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Jacklpe wrote: Mrs Roo. That woman is obviously working so hard so that she will be able to afford to buy clothes. Please, have some mercy!


Mercy...... When you see her again, tell her to shop somewhere eles not just a underwire shop. And also if she wants too meet up I'll take her shopping! and get her some think nice to wear, that will knock men's sox of with out showing of her scantily clad body! Lol.
At least she would stay warm and pull a nice fella... Rather than someone who don't like her for her! ( breath Louise BREATH!!!!!) sorry that's a touchy subject for me :ohmy: lol
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Jacklpe wrote: Mrs Roo. That woman is obviously working so hard so that she will be able to afford to buy clothes. Please, have some mercy!


Mercy...... When you see her again, tell her to shop somewhere eles not just a underwire shop. And also if she wants too meet up I'll take her shopping! and get her some think nice to wear, that will knock men's sox of with out showing of her scantily clad body! Lol.
At least she would stay warm and pull a nice fella... Rather than someone who don't like her for her! ( breath Louise BREATH!!!!!) sorry that's a touchy subject for me :ohmy: lol


It's all in jest Mrs Roo. Just having a laugh. She may be the type who only looks at a mans wallet, car, and position in life. If so, Itt'd serve her right to pick up a guy who only liked her for her looks. You just never can tell about people.


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Hey General Jack, thanks for the "raid". I had a heck of a lot of fun coming up with all of that b.s. today. Take a minute and go through the last two pages. You had a rough day sir. :cheer:


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Dear Lou, my wife insists you borrow this. It's been nicely worn in by my very own skull. Please feel free to keep it. Thank you.

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