Hi guys, Im sorry but i will have to back off of playing dogfight so much. Today I had a very bad experience because of this game. Even now my hands are shaking so bad i can hardly type.
I was driving down the highway, peaceful like, daydreaming about being in a dogfight when it happened, a couple of rocks hit the windshield, PING PING, oh my god I panicked. I instinctively opened my sunroof and started to jump until i saw my wife sitting there with a shocked look on her face.
I sat back bown but my car had verred off to the left into incoming traffic. It looked like YMEX and MCCUDDEN coming at me. I took evasion action, I made a hard turn to the right, they both missed. As i whipped back into my own lane a blue car hit my side mirror, I started yelling HIT RED HIT RED YOU IDIOT, he must have felt bad because he verred to right, went into inverted driving, and ended up against the bank, he must have been stuck and hit the AUTO DESTROY as he blew up and left the road.
I was really freaked out at this point. I saw a shed with a white roof, looked like a hanger. I kept pressing the bomb button, the only thing that happened was my radio kept going on and off so i took a can of beer and heaved it into the shed. PARROT-HEAD must have been in there as kept pointing his finger at me.
I did a quick 360 into a construction site where I saw a yellow tank with a gun turrant that looked like a bucket. I got my 9 mm and stared shooting, I think I hit him because he was jumping and doing somersaults in the air.
I finally made it home, after a couple of beers, a shot of whiskey, a nap and a 45 minute lecture from a very pissed off wife i then realized that i was probably playing dogfight to much.
Later that night my wife started making popcorn while i was napping. Once again i thought I was under attack, coming out of the slumber I grabbed my 9 mm and automatically shot the wife. Would not have been so negative except i shot the T.V also. Im so sad, now I don't have a T. V.