acefreely wrote: Stick one finger in your eye, stick the other in your ass. When somebody whistles you switch finger's I have named this the stinky eye technique. Works really good but for some reason you smell like shit afterward's. Try it and enjoy.
This reminds me of a joke.
A Grandchild sits with his grandad. The Old fella takes a drag of his smoke.
The young feller says.." Hey Grandpa can I try your cigarette.
Grandpa replies " Can you touch your butt hole with your pecker?
Grandson says"No
Well then no, you cant smoke my cigarette.
Granpa takes a sip of his beer,
Grandson askes if he can have a sip.
Grandad askes same question. Can you touch your ars hole with your pecker?
Grandson replies nope.
Well then you cant drink my beer replies Grandpa.
The next Day the Grandchild is sitting on the porch eating a piece of pie Grandma made.
Granpa says... Hey young feller give your old Granddad a bight of that pie.
The Grandson asks , Hey Grandpa, can you touch your ars hole with your pecker?
Grandpa replies of course I can.
So the Grandchild says... Then you can go Fyourself lolololol