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Boss: Where were you born?
Guy: India
Boss: which part?
Guy: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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Guy: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Guy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Guy joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Guy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Guy: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Guy: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Guy: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Guy: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Guy: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Guy: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.