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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33316

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I will never get PO'd at a M.O.M. for shooting me down.....and if your in a tank taking out hangars and 3 people spawn at once....well I might just make that one shot to down 3 at once. Gives the team a chance to get closer. As far as spawn killing in a tank...I don't do it....

Your a Sport dogss.....LMAO



I absolutely agree with you 100%, dent! :)

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I will never get PO'd at a M.O.M. for shooting me down.....and if your in a tank taking out hangars and 3 people spawn at once....well I might just make that one shot to down 3 at once. Gives the team a chance to get closer. As far as spawn killing in a tank...I don't do it....

Your a Sport dogss.....LMAO


As far as that goes I will cheerfully (attempt to) take out any and all opposing MOM-sters. My aim is so bad you should regard that as more of a consolation than a threat. I expect (and so far have received!) nothing less from you all. :)

BTW if a player named "Shatner's Bassoon" shows up wanting in he has my vote, based on the name alone. That is classic.

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One other thing. You might notice your being called a traitor from other squads. I find this laughable since there were only two powerhouse squads with no competition when there was no war. No one here is a traitor you found a bunch of other guys you'd rather fight with. Marines Navy Army Airforce. Different strokes for different folks.



Yes definately silly because during games, there is only red & blue regardless of squadron. To me, rank is rank. No matter which squadron someone is on, I will recognize his / her higher rank and give due respect. B)

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I will never get PO'd at a M.O.M. for shooting me down.....and if your in a tank taking out hangars and 3 people spawn at once....well I might just make that one shot to down 3 at once. Gives the team a chance to get closer. As far as spawn killing in a tank...I don't do it....

Your a Sport dogss.....LMAO



I absolutely agree with you 100%, dent! :)


Make it 200%! As I've stated previously, I want other MOMs to respect me and that comes from shooting you down.

To all of the new members - WELCOME!

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Side note - Isn't it wonderful to read through a dogfight thread without the kids posting?

Spawn killing - Game allows it so I'll do it (badly).

Tank spawn killing - Never in dogfight mode but I've tried in team modes (and failed to hit anyone every time).
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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33323

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BTW if a player named "Shatner's Bassoon" shows up wanting in he has my vote, based on the name alone. That is classic.[/quote]


Yes, I am familiar with this guy and feel same way as you, bopes. :)

Oh, and just for the record bopes, you were always one of those pilots that would cause me to have an involuntary "oh crap!" whenever I would see your name in red pop up in front of me on that long trip to enemy base. :cheer:

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Hey, do we have a squadron moto? Something that sounds tough and represents our members...like "Death Before Depends"


Personally I like Wig's original: If MOM catches you, you're dead.

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Oh yeah...I like that
There are old pilots and bold pilots but........uh......crap..........what was I talking about?

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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33333

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Oh, and just for the record bopes, you were always one of those pilots that would cause me to have an involuntary "oh crap!" whenever I would see your name in red pop up in front of me on that long trip to enemy base. :cheer:


Thanks oedius! But that never prevented you from directing deadly bullet streams at me, as I recall. Hmm... maybe I should change my banner to "When bopes is in the air, make sure you're on the cold chair" or maybe "Bopes, the airborne laxative event" Nah . . .

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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33336

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Tank spawnkilling was a joke don't do it. It has the ability to piss people off at you for a long time.
A man with any character at all must have enemies and places he is not welcome...

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Hey SheiBe Kopf...I used to fly for Trans Mistakes...you probably yelled at me a time or two


I remember a TransCon.. We used to joke about them in their DC6's. I actually called him "Trash Can" once when I cleared him to land. Didn't realize it until someone else brought it to my attention. Just came out,,, OOPS :ohmy:

We all know controllers never make mistakes !

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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33339

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Speaking of D_N, has anyone been able to locate him/her in the rankings? Oddly the ranking thingy doesn't seem to come up with a result (unless I'm just missing it) when you enter the name in there. Maybe the ranking table doesn't "read" underscores in names?

In game his rank is Brigadier General, if I'm not mistaken.

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Welcome Nazis!



Welcome Nazis

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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33344

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HAHA! my kinda squad.I'm in if you guys want me in. I'm 30 by the way.

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One other thing. You might notice your being called a traitor from other squads. I find this laughable since there were only two powerhouse squads with no competition when there was no war. No one here is a traitor you found a bunch of other guys you'd rather fight with. Marines Navy Army Airforce. Different strokes for different folks.


first thing Shatners bassoon is in as far as I'm concerned..

Now on to Traitor's.....anyone who call's me or any other's here traitors Please tell them to post here. Let's get some face to face time..I won't cuss here. It's not the place. I have a face...My back can't hear you...
To anyone who decides M.O.M. is not the squad for them and would like to get out or go back to an original squad...You can. Do not feel you let M.O.M. down.... you are not a traitor........You are a FRIEND. M.O.M.'s are not hater's they are Beootchh's. Lmao... Let's have some fun....
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Da** I can't keep up... Congrat's and welcome to all who have joined......



Double Duh for me..
Dent, PM me with people to add to the roster who are not on it yet that needs to be. Main roster is on our first page, it's more up to date than the newer posted ones.

Same goes for other Board Guys. (do we have a Board?)
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ok sheib. It's gonna be a bit...I'm at work..lmao I gotta catch up on the names also....
Let's say everyone look at the list and make sure we haven't missed anyone...Please.......Wig and Sheib have been doing alot of work keeping up with this.....It's growing fast....

Thanks to Wig and Sheib for all their work....
P.S. and to anyone else who has helped..... :)

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Any one know Noahisthebomb....He/she is asking about Joining...I don't know this person that well so I can't give a recommendation....



I have played him in a few games. Could possibly be Wigbomb's cousin. You know that rich guy who built the ARK Replica...

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HAHA! my kinda squad.I'm in if you guys want me in. I'm 30 by the way.


Not on the board but I'll second Doghouse!!!! Would be a great addition.
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Da** I can't keep up... Congrat's and welcome to all who have joined......



Double Duh for me..
Dent, PM me with people to add to the roster who are not on it yet that needs to be. Main roster is on our first page, it's more up to date than the newer posted ones.

Same goes for other Board Guys. (do we have a Board?)
Thanks


sent you a pm nazis trigger fredneck sparky.

Doghouse I think I played you whats your rank

F it I like the name. Vote in
A man with any character at all must have enemies and places he is not welcome...

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Da** I can't keep up... Congrat's and welcome to all who have joined......



Double Duh for me..
Dent, PM me with people to add to the roster who are not on it yet that needs to be. Main roster is on our first page, it's more up to date than the newer posted ones.

Same goes for other Board Guys. (do we have a Board?)
Thanks


sent you a pm nazis trigger fredneck sparky.

Doghouse I think I played you whats your rank

F it I like the name. Vote in


rank is 17
the roster is all super fun peeps to fly with and i really dig the humor

You can fit a square peg in a round hole, but you can't polish a turd.

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The People's Democratic Rebublic of Mean Old Men 9 years 2 months ago #33363

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Doghouse666... Name alone does it for me..

My Second Home...

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lol I hear that although I'm more in the pound right now.

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ha ha ha iam not feeling so guilty now for fellow squad members flying into my bullets
thank you it was kind and curtious.
oedius it must have been at your end bud i didnt seem to have any problems in that game
or the next one.
get it checked out bud

see you in the skies
happy birthday wigs

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HAHA! my kinda squad.I'm in if you guys want me in. I'm 30 by the way.


Not on the board but I'll second Doghouse!!!! Would be a great addition.


Thanks Zandor

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Welcome to The Official M.O.M Thread.


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To join the actual squadron, go here:
www.dogfightplay.com/management/squadmgnt/
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To give yourself a Squad-Tag (so we may properly identify ourselves in game), go here .

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Current Members

ScheiBe Kopf
B Strachan
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Farcanal
btschuman
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These are the current confirmed members. If you are a member and wish to be listed, please respond accordingly in this thread.
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Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2012 MOM LX5000

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of death or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Math was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing. But really, the computer site gizmo keeps track of your kills so who needs it?

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows:
Fly at least a little above the ground.
Shoot the red guys.
Bomb stuff.
Have some cake.

Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M.:

Pilots applying for squadron membership must be between the ages of 21 and 174. Unless you’re really, really good. Then you can be 3 and we wouldn’t give a rat’s ascot.
For the most part M.O.M. pilots are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.

Anyone of any age may apply to join M.O.M. A select few underage pilots will be admitted as “Prodigy” members and treated like dirt. You can get even by treating your own kids like dirt when you’re as old as most members of M.O.M.

Applications will be subject to review by the M.O.M. Board of Admissions, consisting of dogss, B Strachan, Dentinhead, SheiBe Kopf. Wigbomb and an albino raccoon called Jimmy the Lip. In case of a 3-3 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote.

Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. Some form of death and/or ice hockey must be incorporated into the imagery. A forum post containing the words, “Hey you old clowns, can I join?” will also be acceptable.

Bribery is encouraged and will almost certainly get you in. Cash is preferred but hookers, crack, liquor, DVD’s or virgins (with blood still intact) will be considered. Strachan likes a nice redhead and SheiBe prefers a vintage Chardonnay. The rest of us aren’t that particular.

If you believe in the notion that a game can be played with mutual respect in the spirit of friendly competition and a healthy hatred of Lady GaGa, write and tell us. Above all M.O.M. is dedicated to the having of fun. Even if it means killing you. There isn’t much we wouldn’t do for a laugh, and seeing you die is fairly high on the list. Become one of us or risk utter and complete annihilation at the hands and feet of M.O.M. Or, y’know, just, um, like…don’t. That’d be cool, too.


Updated as of 1935 UTC 08/09/2012... You figure out the time.. You are all aviators!!

Let me know who's next.. 34 now, but who's counting.. Quality not Quantity !!
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sheibe the list looks good as far as I can tell (there's so many).
I decided to post here instead of pm. dogss had a few names a few post's up. I forgot to ck those against the list.
I would ask everyone to ck the list for their names. It will make this much easier...Please and Thanks.
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opps i have just found my avatar
thanks wigs iam the dull one of the squad :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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HAHA! my kinda squad.I'm in if you guys want me in. I'm 30 by the way.


Not on the board but I'll second Doghouse!!!! Would be a great addition.


Thanks Zandor



I hereby "third" Doghouse666. Yes, would be a great addition! :)

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Hey dent u have my personal email....give it to wigbomb so he can send the logo to me.....oh found a possible marko99 he's very good at head on I know lol....mean ole devil out.

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Me too...mean ole devil :evil: :evil: :evil: dog house 666

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