Greetings and salutations squad mates. I am here to brainwash help you with your transition to becoming citizens of the People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M. First, our rules are fluid and arbitrary. Punishment for most things is death or a sincere, heartfelt apology. We expect you to mock and be mocked. Cake is the only acceptable currency. Pies are just not allowed unless they are named Jerry. Welcome to the team. Looking forward to the fun times!