Bravo, Badluck, nice job you've done here instigating a bidding war for your allegiance!
I wasn't going to comment, considering that you spparently don't quite make the age requirement for the new grown-ups only squadron we're forming..." don't quite" being an understatement if you're only fifteen! You need a driver's license, voter registration card and at least one tattoo you regret before we'd even review your application. I just want to make one point; Calvin, I swear I will send you to bed without your YooHoo and Oreos for a week if you keep calling MOM (Mean Old Men) the "old people squad". Understand, young man? With Strachan, Dentinhead, Ktheo, (who, interestingly, pitched you on enigma earlier in this thread) dogss, SheiBe, possibly Rickenfaker, Hat in (the) Ring and a dozen others at relatively the same level these "old people" can read the paper, smoke a pipe, water the lawn and shoot you infants down like swatting flies with a guided missile while never breaking a sweat.
By the way, when you corrected someone's spelling of the word " forum" you "spelt" the word "spelled" wrong! And while we're on the subject of grammar or the absence thereof, what the heck is a "Skoripian"? Sounds almost like that stinging desert creature, the Scorpion. But, nah, you can't possibly have meant that. That'd be like saying, "I'm a big fan of the Detroit Tyregors." Even if we didn't have a roster of marquee aces in their 30's and up, we'd just spell you guys into the ground.
Best of luck, Badluck, I'm sure you'll end up in a good group. Now Cal, turn off that TV, finish your homework and get busy washing my car.