Our
Top Secret staff of engineers has done it once again!! They have developed a revolutionary idea called
Brewster Body Armor ® (Patent Pending) It is a bit heavy and cumbersome, yet it makes you immune to machine gun bullets!!! Unfortunately tests parachuting out of planes with it didn't fare so well as the parachutes were unable to handle that much weight and as 6 volunteers found out the Brewster Body Armor® does not protect you from high speed catastrophic impact with the ground...
I'm still not sure if Brewster is a guys name or the name of the group of beer guzzling idea guys we're using...