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We need a laugh!! 5 years 5 months ago #217635

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People..People..we need a laugh all this seriousness just won't do, try and find the images that make you laugh and share them for the common good..enjoy..
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We need a laugh!! 5 years 5 months ago #217660

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284614

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Well it's not an image but here's a funny joke I heard:

There was a hawk that lost his mate. So he decides to "date around". The first interesting bird he finds is an English bluetit. He flies down and has his way with the bluetit, then flies off. The bluetit says, "I am a little tit, I got just a little bit, but I liked it!"

Then the hawk finds a dove. He flies down, has his way with the dove and flies off. The dove then says, "I am a little dove, I got a little love, but I liked it."

Next, the hawk finds a duck. He flies down, has his way with the duck and flies off. The duck says, "I am a little drake! He made a big mistake! BUT I LIKED IT!!!"

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284622

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284624

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Uggggg please stay missing



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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284633

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I don't mean to make any political statement here but I always thought this picture was funny

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284639

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284645

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[make a pic from the joke in ur mind]

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
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From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
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She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
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Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
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As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."
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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284646

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284650

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284686

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" When i am afraid i will trust in you " ~Psalm 56:3
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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284688

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284690

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" When i am afraid i will trust in you " ~Psalm 56:3
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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284694

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" When i am afraid i will trust in you " ~Psalm 56:3
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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284750

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284761

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Hey mine didn't show up. Grr
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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284831

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We need a laugh!! 4 years 7 months ago #284844

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This is a personal and tragic story. I feel compelled to share it with you all on this thread.

My wife and I had a very "active" marriage early on. She would frequently greet me in her birthday suit when I arrived home from work. She liked to call it her "love dress." We had been married for about 5 months. My mother came over unexpectedly and decided to use the spare key we gave her instead of knocking. Mom came in and found my wife reclined seductively on the couch in her "love dress."

My mother was shocked and asked, "What do you think you are doing?" My wife replied, "Your son likes to see me in my 'love dress' after being in the grind all day!" My mom was embarrassed and left immediately.

A couple of days later, my dad came home from work. As you can expect, my mother was waiting for him in her "love dress." My father asked, "What the Hell are you wearing?" Mom replied, "It's my love dress." My dad responded, "That thing could use a good ironing." My father never heard the gunshot... :woohoo: :evil:


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The Sensitive Man


A woman meets a man in a bar, they talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.


They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, ”Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?”


She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips and he responds warmly.They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently
Strokes his chest and asks coyly,”'Well, how was it?”

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says ............


'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'







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We need a laugh!! 2 years 11 months ago #358284

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Dear old dad.

Time slips by so fast these days, it had been nearly a year since we last visited my father and stepmother, so Mrs McFate and I packed the kids into the car and drove across the state for a visit. In the time it took for my kids to become fine young men their grandfather had aged and shrunk from my Father to a little old man. I was relieved to see that his mind seemed to be as sharp as always... almost.

We stayed at an Embassy Suites hotel near their home and invited them to join us for a fancy breakfast at the hotel atrium restaurant the next morning. The lobby and restaurant were packed and my dad and mum were late, probably from searching for a place to park the car. Dad was carrying a heavy open-topped canvass grocery bag and handed it to me. "I was cleaning out the garage and thought you and the boys might want this stuff." We sat down in the crowded dinning room and I reached into the bag. On top was a red factory wrapped package labled "survival kit". Okay. Everyone joked a bit about how handy that may be in a hotel lobby... Next from the bag came two cans of spray adhesive. (I flash back to Elwood Blues in the Blues Brothers.) Hmm, okay. I might find a use for it... I reach back into the bag. I feel leather and canvas with a metal clasp. Something tells me to check before I pull it out. It is a 8" bayonette! "Whoa! I dont think I should pull this out here." The kids are impressed and my dad reaches in and hands it over to my son, who fortunately has the sense not to brandish it.

My father gives me a look as if to say "don't be so uptight" But Mum says in her lilting Irish brogue "I told him not to bring that along but he wouldn't hear it. And keep the rest to yourselves as well." My sons curiosity gets the best of them and they reach for the bag. The look on Mum's face tells me to intervene so I grab their hands before they can pull out the next items.

What was left? Lol. Two hatchets and two pistols! The pistols were very realistic looking 1911 automatics that actually fire BBs or pellets, the hatchets were real. Thank heavens there were no metal detectors in the hotel! I'm sure it would have taken a while to explain.

Dear old dad. :dry: :lol:
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