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You Gotta Laugh 1 year 2 months ago #387818

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You Gotta Laugh 1 year 2 months ago #387821

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I'm back.



Glad to be home. I love my grandchicks, but they never stop sqwarking..
Checking back, I see great humour guys, well done.
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An elderly couple spends their vacation in Jerusalem.
Suddenly the woman dies.

The undertaker says to the man:
for 5 000 dollars we can transport the body to your place of residence, or.... for 150 dollars we can bury your wife here in Jerusalem,
and this is holy ground.

The man thinks for a moment and says: transport her home.

Are you sure the undertaker asks?
You spend $5,000 while saving $4,850, and your wife is buried in holy ground.

``Listen! says the man,...2 000 years ago someone was buried here who rose again three days later.

I'm not going to take that risk.

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Actually my return was more like this.
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My city is currently having a long series of heavy rain days, Floods, landslides, deaths.
I'm beginning to wonder if I should be building a boat.

 
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You Gotta Laugh 1 year 2 months ago #387837

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Choose the model carefully !



P. S. : Not funny ! My thoughts of support to your beautiful nation !
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It will be necessary to make a selection among the passengers !

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Yeah, it was "Natural Selection".
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Pegoud wrote: It will be necessary to make a selection among the passengers !
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Took a picture of the second Chinese balloon that was flying over the Caribbean. LOL  
 
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A balloon is currently flying over China !
It's that of Harry Kane in the quarter-finals against France !
Where will it fall ?

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That same day, Sara learned to ride a bicycle herself.


 

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3 ROSES AFTER THE OPERATION

A woman wants to have surgery because she thinks her v.g.n.l lips are too big.
She asks the doctor to keep the operation secret: "I don't want anyone to know."
“Madam, we are bound by professional secrecy.”

After the operation, the woman sees 3 roses next to the bed on the bedside table.
She calls the doctor: “I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation.”
"Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone.

The first rose is mine because you have been so brave.
The second is from my nurse who helped me.”
"And the third rose?"
"This is from someone lying in the Burn Unit, thanking you for his new ears."

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I have been told that the tattoo is cute when it reflects your personality !
SO I MADE THIS ONE !!!
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You should have got a hair tatoo BEFORE the mower tatoo!
 
Now maybe you should try a different brand of seeds?
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When the priest in church asked the bride,
" Will you respect your husband and listen to him?"
See the bride's reaction
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Just about as good.
 
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