Player BP wrote: 99% of the time, nothing I say is serious. Maybe I will grow up....someday.
I'm sorry to disappoint you my friend, but you will never grow out of it. Trust me, I suffer from it myself. It's a congenital condition called hyperhumoria perniciosa, or pernicious hyperjocularity in English, and there is no cure.
You will hurt some people who don't understand your jokes, or who find remarks that you intended to be funny, unbearably sarcastic, but the good side to it is that you will make a lot of other people happy with your funny ways.